Monday, July 18, 2005

The Debate Continues

Him: I can give you one word that would make me the happiest man on the planet as far as sex is concerned.
Her: Let me guess: Blowjob
Him: Bingo!
Her: Is that all you care about?
Him: No, but I'll tell you right now, I'd sign a contract swearing off sex for life in return for a guaranteed blowjob every day.
Her: Yea, that's gonna happen.
Him: I don't see what the big deal is. If every woman in America gave her man a blowjob every day the world would be a much better place. I mean, hell, it only takes 5 minutes to make your man happy!
Her: 5 minutes?! I don't think so. If it only took you 5 minutes you'd get a lot more blowjobs. No, you want to stretch it out and savor it.
Him: That's because they're so rare! I'll tell you what, you give me a blowjob every day and I promise to finish in under 5 minutes.
Her: Dream on.
Him: Fine, just as long as you take responsibility for all the evil in the world.

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that an actual transcribed conversation from the House of Boo?

9:38 PM  

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