Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little pig,
she kept it fat and plastered;
and when the price of pork went up,
she shot the little bastard.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
he kissed them too 'cause he was a gay little homo.

and my favorite...

Hey diddle, diddle the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock and shit himself.

1 Comments:

Michele said...

Now that's the kind of nursery rhyme I need to be teaching Emma. God knows she's got enough in the way of biologiy lessons to get her sent to the principal's office once she starts 1st grade in September!

11:49 PM  

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