People send me funny stuff in my email all the time. Also, I have a huuuuuge penis.

(Is it a compromise of my artistic merit that I originally typed the previous sentence with the word "cock," then changed it because I was afraid it would be "too much?" Discuss..)

Truth is, about 1 in 10 things that I get sent to me that are supposed to be funny actually are. Most are humorous at best but certainly not worth the huge effort of clicking "forward."

Instead, when I see something I think is worth sharing, I post it here. It kind of screws with the theme of my blog which is, in case you haven't noticed, "Who's important? ME!" But it beats sending out mass emails which I flat out refuse to do as they are a nuisance and cut into my precious computer time better spent surfing for porn.

Enjoy