Monday, September 12, 2005

No MSG



I called my cousin's wife Joanna the other day (from now on, I'm just going to refer to her as my cousin to keep it simple). Bobbi had just returned from her doctor appointment and the doctor had advised her to have me get a vasectomy (not because we don't want more children but because, after meeting me, the doctor was determined to stop me from ever reproducing again).

"Joanna," I said, "I'm getting a vasectomy?"
"... and you just had to call and tell me?" She asked.
"Your husband had a vasectomy, right?"
"Sure did."
"So, what comes out now?"
"The same stuff that came out before. I was all excited that it was gonna be all clean but nooo, it's the same as before."
"How can that be?"
"Well, they just clamp off the sperm."
"I thought it was all sperm."
"Nope."
"So you're saying the rest is just filler..."
"Yep."
"That sucks."
"You're telling me!"

3 Comments:

Marijayde said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it's JoannA not Joanne, sorry to be anal but it is sooooo a pet peeve, as much as the filler is :>

LOL

4:13 PM  
Booray said...

i have already been called to task over your name by Mac. Despite that, I was convinced that it was Joanne and I had been calling you Joanna but obviously it is the other way around.

4:40 PM  
Marijayde said...

LOL, well usually I don't correct people cause I got so tired of it, but the ones I love the most get reprimanded - so feel special!

10:06 AM  

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