Friday, December 30, 2005

Week in Review


It's been a tough week here at Casa de Baby but we've managed to muddle through with the help of a few big milestones. Samantha learned how to say, "I Love You," this week and every time she says it I just melt inside. Nevermind that she doesn't know what she's saying and only does it so that she can get cookies as a reward. I'm sure that for the rest of my life I'll look back with great fondness on the first time I heard those three little words: "She has bulimia."

Sam also has learned how much fun it can be to cuddle up on the couch with Daddy under her new Elmo blanket and watch Sesame Street. After being dragged across the floor all day and being used as a cat mattress at night, the Elmo blanket has actually grown penicillin... but we don't care. Now, just suck on a corner and Presto, no gonorrea!

Today I bought my first "Happy Meal", beginning what I hope will be a lifetime habit of denying my children healthy food so I can watch Wheel of Fortune. Rolling down my car window to order a happy meal for the first time is almost a rite of passage. I swear I could actually hear women all over the world deciding that not only will they definitely not sleep with me, they won't even consider me a sexual being anymore. At this point, the plastic Chronicles of Narnia figure that comes in the box has a better chance of getting laid than I do.

6 Comments:

Jen said...

Well, if it "comes in a box", then I guess you're right.

10:27 PM  
Joanne said...

How many times do we have to remind you about "instant coffee?" Now grab your playboy and stop whining! ;)

3:44 AM  
Orchid said...

Boo Baby ( I can call you that, right?),

I just finished reading your blog, and plan to keep reading it. (Yes, you have a new reader!) I used to listen to your show, and I have the autographed coffee mug to prove it.

My husband and I were listening to the radio the other day and he said that the DJ reminded him of you, and I told him that Booray was MUCH better than him. That got me wondering what had happened to you and well, I found myself glued to your blog. Reading your blog is even better than listening to you was.

For the record, I happen to think that buying a Happy Meal shouldn't reduce your chances of getting laid at all. On the contrary, you take care of the little munchkins, so you deserve more "coffee".

1:43 AM  
Booray said...

Waaait a minute. I used to have a listener who called me Boo-Baby! Refresh my memory as to who you are...

9:11 AM  
Booray said...

One more thing. Everyone take note, "Orchid" used to listen to my show so ..... IREALLY DID USED TO BE SOMEBODY!!!

9:13 AM  
Orchid said...

Hehehe, yes, I called you a time or two, Boo-Baby! :) I'm so glad you remember. My first name is Dawn, and I'm a Southern gal. Does that help any?

9:35 AM  

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