Thursday, January 26, 2006

If I created a post titled, "Angelina Jolie Fucking a Monkey," what would happen?

I just checked my visitor tracker and noticed that I'm getting a LOT of viewers.... like 500 a day. Well, that can't be right because I'm good, but not that good (Oh, I'm plenty good enough for you, baby), so I started searching to find out why so many people are coming to The Boo-Log and I discovered that most are coming after doing a Google image search. But what image? Well, I then checked to see what my most viewed page is and BINGO! The most popular page got 1182 views in the same length of time that the home page got 6. That's crazy!

You see, every time you create a post in Blogger, it also creates a page that has just that post on it. The page name is taken from the header of the post. So, when you type "cheerleaders" into a Google image search, it scans the web and one of the pages it finds is this one. Since this page has "cheerleaders" in the name of the page, "cheerleaders" in the text of the page and "cheerleaders" in the name of the photo, Google places my picture of the Tampa Bay Cheerleaders in the top ten on the page and apparently, a lot of people are clicking on it.

The strange thing is that I rank so high in the search. There's bound to be hundreds of porn sites that specialize in cheerleaders (and if there aren't, there should be for God's sake!) and these sites have people who do nothing but optimize for search engines so how does my little picture on a page with no incoming links rank so high? It's a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce.

Now, the question is, what do I do with this information? You see, now that I know that so many people are going to that page to see the picture, I can change the text on that page, forcing anyone who goes there to read my shit boyeeee!

Hmmm, this will take some thought...


KC said...

hmmm...I talk about vaginas a lot on my blog (girl problems, not lesbo stuff, not that there's anything wrong with that), so I'll have to keep that in mind.

Then again, I don't think people looking for hot pictures put the word "vagina" in the search. "C'mon baby...let me get some of that hot vagina". Nope, never heard a porn star say that. :)

9:57 AM  

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