Listening to the radio today on my way to lunch with the family, I decided to call my old friend Mark.

"Hello?"
"Hey Mark, it's Booray."
"What's up?"
"Do you realize that we're getting old and our bodies and minds are failing us at an alarming rate?"
"How so?"
"Well, I'm listening to a Wham song on the radio and singing along and I can't remember the name of the song."
"And that bothers you?"
"Well, yea! I used to be able to name any song that came out in the 80's and now I find myself forgetting them all the time, despite the fact that I can still remember the words."
"Oh, that's right," he said, "You never did drugs..."

(BTW... the song was "Everything She Wants." Mark got it right away.)