Thursday, July 20, 2006

It's the little things...


Bobbi will be coming home in about an hour to pick up Mac, who is scheduled to have her picture taken today. Sam should go down for a nap before Bobbi returns with Mac which means I will get maybe 30 minutes completely to myself. I'm really looking forward to this mini-vacation and intend to make the best possible use of my time alone.

I'm going to take a shit.

Taking a shit is the sort of thing you really take for granted until you have kids. Suddenly, what used to be a daily respite from the cares of the world has become a race against time before the kids wake up. Or worse... a shared experience where you must play patty-cake with your daughter while squeezing one out. It's a regular Mardi-Gras, let me tell you.

Now, I look forward to an unhurried, uninterrupted shit the way I used to look forward to sex (unlike sex, I still take a shit once a day).

This is my life.

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