We have rules in our house. Guidlines for the children that we hope will help them grow into good adults. For example, they're not allowed to yell and they're not allowed to boss us around.

Last night when we were doing storytime, Bobbi was forced to discipline Sam. She was in bed and we were reading a book when I took a toy out of her toy box.

"TAKE IT BACK!!" she screamed at me, "TAKE IT BACK!!"

Quickly, Bobbi jumped into the fray, "It's "put" it back, Sam."

"Oh," she said, "PUT IT BACK!!"

Because it's important, when you're screaming at Daddy, to use proper grammar...