I wish I could walk across our small living room without a Cheerio sticking to my foot.

I wish I could brush my teeth without first having to move three cans of hairspray, two hairbrushes, four towels and a set of toenail clippers.

I wish I could write one check a month that would cover my income tax, my employees income tax, my state unemployment tax, my federal unemployment tax, and my workman's comp insurance.

I wish to never clean up dog piss again.

I wish my children would understand that "no" means "no."

I wish I had a reliable babysitter.

I wish the curbside service at Chili's was actually curbside service instead of what it is, which is a place where you sit in your car for 10 minutes before finally going inside to get your cold fajitas.

I wish they would get rid of the penny. And the nickel. As a matter of fact just get rid of everything but the quarter.