Sunday, July 29, 2007

Better dead than red

Behold the holy grail of sports fans everywhere. Today I received in the mail my first set of season tickets to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I already have tickets that I buy from a friend but those tickets aren't mine. They're not in my name. These tickets belong to me. I tried very hard to say "No" when the nice lady from the Bucs called and said that my name had come up if I wanted to buy two tickets in the Stadium Club level. I tried very hard because Stadium Club seats are the most expensive seats in the stadium except for luxury boxes. I tried and I tried and I tried until I went to the stadium and sat in the seats..... 47-yard line, row D. I just couldn't say "No." I mean, who doesn't want tickets midfield, four rows off the rail? I'll tell you who, communists. Communists with their socialist loving, no season ticket holding black, black hearts. Well, I may be a lot of things but I'm no freakin commie! You can have my tickets when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers Ivan! (However, you can buy a few games if you like because I really can't afford these things.)

God bless America and God bless the National Football League!

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