Last week I was on the radio again.
Okay, don't get excited. I called into The Jay Thomas Show on Sirius because he was talking about stay-at-home Dads. He put me on the air and talked to me for like, 10 minutes, which I'm ashamed to say was awesome. Even though I was just a caller it felt great to be back on the air in any form. Jay asked me about my name and the rules of "booray," about being a stay-at-home dad, about being a former DJ..... I was really surprised how long he kept me on.
Anyway, that's not the point of this post. The point is that Jay usually sends people a prize when they call in so he sent me a giant pink dildo. Not just any dildo but one of those "rabbit" ones. This thing is so big it doesn't take batteries, you have to use a starter cart like in NASCAR. Bobbi has still not figured out how drunk she has to be to even unpack the thing. She afraid of it. She handles it like it's a box of wild ferrets.