Thursday, January 24, 2008

Come up and see me sometime.


So, Bobby and I are sitting on the couch watching the Green Mile with Tom Hanks. Samantha is sitting next to me. I'm being careful while watching the movie because I know there are some violent scenes in it and I plan to cut away before those scenes so that my darling angel daughter is not exposed to them.

I'm a good father.

Anyway, there's a scene where they're getting ready to execute someone and they go through a rehearsal. Harry Dean Stanton is the stand-in playing a half crazy con which is like casting Barry Bonds to play a steroid ripped baseball player.

So, they put him in the electric chair and they ask him if he has any last words. At this point, he starts talking about the food that he would like to have: mashed potatoes, gravy, etc.. Then, he blurts out, "I'd also like for Mae West to sit on my face because I am a horny motherfucker."
Well, I'm shocked and I start laughing and Bobby starts laughing and Sam starts laughing and then Sam says, "That's funny, I'm a horny motherfucker."

I'm a good father.

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