We're in the middle of potty-training with Mac and so, as a form of rebellion I suppose, she decided to go two whole days without pooping.

Today she finally let it out, right in her training panties.

In all my years as a stay-at-home Dad, I have never seen a display of poop smearage to equal what I just witnessed. It didn't even look like poop anymore. It looked like someone had frosted her ass.